Jim Gaffigan (Larry Johnson), Jay Chandrasekhar (Thorny), Kevin Heffernan (I) (Farva), Emmanuelle Chriqui (Genevieve Aubois), Fred Savage (Fred Savage), Liliane Klein (Crowd Member 1 (as Lillian Klein)), Hayes MacArthur (Mountie Podien), Damon Wayans Jr. (Trooper Wagner), Bruce McCulloch (Border Officer Charles Lloyd), Marisa Coughlan (Ursula), Steve Lemme (Mac), Paul Soter (Foster), Erik Stolhanske (Rabbit), Michael Yurchak (American Driver), Will Sasso (Mountie Archambault), Lynda Carter (Governor Jessman), Ralph Ayala (Strip Club Patron), Paul Bellefeuille (Angry Canadian), Jeff Bouffard (Ontario Police Officer), Thomas Brungardt Esq. (Canadian Local), Adelaide Burich (Waitress), Andrew Carter (Stonebreaker Passenger), Jesse Christensen (Canadian Police Officer), Carrie Clifford (American Passenger), Brandon Cordeiro (Paramedic), Kateri DeMartino (Canadian Local Townsfolk), Alexa Don (Female Escort), Mel Ellard (Waitress), David F. Park (Hydrogen Driver), Manny Famolare (Canadian townsfolk), Tayla Fernandez (Groupie), Christopher Foley (Bordello Worker), Joseph Furlong (Mall Patron), Steve Gagliastro (Mall Employee), Ed Goode (Canadian Townie), Chet Harding (Crowd Member 2), Buck Heffernan (Cadillac Kid 3), Arthur Hiou (St. George Townsfolk), Pamela Horton (Ukulele Groupie), Kimberly Howe (Opening Scene Groupie), Jasper Karlson (Cadillac Kid 1), Sebastian Karlson (Cadillac Kid 2), Graham Kay (Sawmill Crowd Member), Bobby Kenney (Townfolk), Joseph Langlois (First Hockey Puck Thrower), Lauren Laperriere (Canadian Townsfolk), Marcel Laverdet (Bartender), Adam Lonergan (Stripper), Jolie Martin (Bordello Madame), Michael Otto (Guy's Thug 2), Richard Perello (L'Explosion Bartender), Gabrielle Perello (Canadian Teen 1), Michael Roos (Guy's Thug 1), Jimmy Tatro (Lance Stonebreaker (as James R. Tatro)), Ethan Twomey Perello (Canadian Teen 2 (as Ethan Perello)), Neil W. Garguilo (Grocery Driver (as Neil Garguilo)), Paul Walter Hauser (Lonnie Laloush), Ariel Zuckerman (Male Escort)

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David Alvarez, Jay Peck, John Soukup, Wyatt Sprague, Santino Tartaglia, Lawrence Zipf

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